Hannibal,Translated: Cannibals get lonely too okay
IM FUCKIGN CYRUING
The other day my dad called and he asked me what I was doing and I said that I were with some friends.
Dad: Oh, well then, I’m not gonna bother you while you’re with your friends.
Me: You are never bothering me.
Dad: That is so sweet! What do you want now?
Me: Well, I don’t know, what are you offering?
Dad: You can have my organs when I die?
Me: Good, I’ll sell them on the black market.
Dad: Sounds like a plan.
Tyler Posey’s Impressions of the Cast
I’LL SAVE YOU! HANG ON! *steps outside and gets run over by a bus* I… I’m… almost there.
are u ok
You know a man has an incredible ass when he can make it do that in heavy armor
*buns of steel*
the only appropriate way to play mass effect