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blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite




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captainimaginary:

mapsontheweb:

Which country last (successfully) invaded you?

Love that Sweden get’s just a question mark like “what? it’s all good?”

captainimaginary:

mapsontheweb:

Which country last (successfully) invaded you?

Love that Sweden get’s just a question mark like “what? it’s all good?”




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lisacuddys:

House Week: Day 5 - Favorite Episode

"What’s my necklace made of?"

#house md #yessSSSSSSS #best episode



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grunkledoom:

I got new lipstick yesterday and was trying out my Lauren Mallard cosplay and holy fuck what happened I look seductive as hell

grunkledoom:

I got new lipstick yesterday and was trying out my Lauren Mallard cosplay and holy fuck what happened I look seductive as hell

#hot friends #dayUM #lookin' fine



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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

#i want one #gimme



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permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]




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winchesterlicious:

Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.

(better as fullview)

#pacific rim



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He’s a ghost.

#captain america



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tastefullyoffensive:

Magic Coin Trick [moonbeard]




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commedes-lavie:

findingnikko:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

omg

well damn

#follow the creed